Fings Are Lookin Up (by Paddy)

My new PA Spritz haz been wiv me a munth now alreddy and the changes in our house are remarkabul. Thiz iz not to say there woz anyfing wrong  but I haz noticed more effishunt runnin of me biznis affairz and fings.

Wivin a week of Spritz arrivin I didz note a more regimentel order so to speek. Me walks was on time, me dinner woz never late,before it could be 5 minutes past dinner time before me yummies appeered…scandlous! Treets iz on tap wiv minimul beggin required.

Even better I told Spritz to take over me orderin of supplies etc and wow what a supa job she didz do. In no time I noted a fully stocked treet cupboard, more treets in the kitchen draw in case we duz fancy a snack or three (which we duz). The uther day the door bell didz ring and it woz the nice man in the red coat wiv a parcil. Spritz didz wink to me and I duz be a bit confuzed at first. Then I didz notice the parcil woz a case of top quality Lily’s kitchen foodies and itz yummy.

After me dinner Spritz didz tell me she ordered it for us and didz also make sure regular items are noted on the shoppin list,fings like chicken and beef slices and me favorit bisgits. I duzn’t know how I haz managed without her all thiz time.

Paddy and Spritz xxx

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All Signed up (by Spritz)

Well its all official now, I’m all signed up and adopted now. It was very cold at the kennels waiting to sign on the dotted line. I’m now starting my new life as Paddy’s personal assistant.

My first job was to sort out his daily agenda and it reads like this.

7:30 am Walk for wee wees then snoozing

8:30 am Gourmet Breakfast (for 2) then long snoozing

11:00 am Check my blog stats then walks for wee wees etc

11:15 am Biscuits and treats with milk

11:30 am Long snoozing

4:00 pm 5 star dinner and gravy bone afters (for 2) then long snoozing with the odd satisfied after dinner belch!

7:30 pm Evening walks for wee wees etc then long snoozing

10:15 pm Bed time wee wees then ZzZzZz….Repeat!

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Posing for Daybreaks Diary,my official adoption 4th January 2019

I’m arranging some engagements for us soon,stayed tuned.

Byes for now

Spritz and Paddy xxx

My Temporary Secritary (by Paddy)

Dear all,

Az you knowz I iz gettin older now and bein a famous bloggin hound it iz hard work at times inbetween bein famous for only havin one ear. I didz fink it woz time I didz have a new personal assistant to helpz me wiv me workload. I didz contact Paw Temps at Daybreaks and they sendz me Miss Spritzy to help me for a week or maybe more.

I’ve had Miss Spritzy here since 23rd of December and she is a very experienced PA and haz helped me wiv me bloggin and bookin me agenda of appointmentz for the new year ahead as well az supplyin gravy bones and rancho chewz at me meetins. I didz however point out that this woz a temp appointment and that it must be all above bored wiv no hanky panky or norty weekendz away etc. Well thiz woz going all to plan then today me mommy and daddy didz wreck me plans by bookin a holiday in Cornwall for 2 dogs!! Think we need to discuss your contract Miss Spritzy.

Oh well, Miss Spritzy pack my summer coat,jarmies and me bed and cancel me meetins for June 19 and order 2 sausage cocktails yum 🙂

Paddy xx

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Take a Letter Miss Spritzy

 

 

My Foster Home…(by Spritz)

Hello everyone,I’ve been here with Paddy now for almost a week for the festive season. I’m settling in well and getting used to the celebrity lifestyle.

Before this I was a successful athlete like many of my friends from Daybreaks but now i’m just a simple pet hound. My normal day to day routine is eat sleep eat sleep with the occasional walk here and there. I’ve had a nice Christmas with lots of pressies toys and eating lots of lovely dinners

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My Christmas Day Photo Collection

I have fitted very well into my foster home in fact I am rather thinking I could enjoy staying here with Paddy for good. I’ll let you know how things are progressing.

Bye for now

Spritz (aka Spritzy) xxx

Our Special Guest Spritz

Deer frends,

As you knowz I did hav a much loved sisfur called Ele when I didz first adopt me family and we woz very happy. Sadly Ele didz go to rainbow bridge and I haz bin on me own well sorts of until now.

Last week me lovely auti Ruth did be askin sumbody to hav a super luvly girl called Spritz to stay over Christmas and for new year when the old year has been worn out. Well I iz delighted to sayz we duz hav Spritz stayin wiv us for a while. I didz fink it woz funny that 2 new bedz did appear all of a sudden and then we didz go to me aunti Ruth’s new house which duzn’t normally happen. Well I iz really happy to say I duz fink she iz luvly and we didz becum frends strate away. I wuld say for the record that my instant frendship wiv Spritz woz nuffing to do wiv the 2 large goody bagz she did bring wiv her for Christmas to share wiv me.

Today is Crissmass day and we didz get hup to lots of fings left by Santa Pawz. Itz grate coz there were 2 socks put up meanin 2 lotz of prezzies. Spritz is super coz we didz both share all the toyz and treets.

 

We hav had lotz of turkey which iz fab and I’m reely happy to help aid her recovery. The luvly vet man Christian sed she duz needz lotz of TLC and lotz of foodies coz she iz still a bit under weight. Well the luvly Christmas dinner we didz hav will help lotz and our mommy didz say we iz havin sossiges for our supper. Here’s what Spritz haz to say.

Hello all my friends from Daybreaks. I’m very happy to be here with Paddy and he has been a real gentleman to me looking after me while I get settled in. He’s explained the lifestyle here telling me when breakfast and dinner will arrive and showing me where everything is. I find the stairs no problem as we have beds on both floors and we can please ourselves where we go. I quickly found out that whenever mommy or daddy goes in the room called the kitchen food tends to available so I follow to see if I can get some. I’ve had no problem finding my way to the garden for wee wees again thanks to Paddy’s guidance. I hope everyone hound and person has a very Merry Christmas.

Love from Spritz xxx

I duz wish everyone a super Crissmass time

Luvs Paddy xxx

 

 

My Poor Paw

Yesterday while I woz on me afternoon walk I didz hav a nasty fing happen to me. I woz walkin along mindin me own bizness as I alwayz duz. I woz sniffin and hinvestigatin on the grass and woz just about to hav a poo when me front poor didz really hurty. It woz so bad that I didz do the greyhound screem of def and didz make everyone jump. I didz do even more screemin and at first me mommy didn’t know what woz wrong. Then I didz lift hup me poor paw and I woz bein stung by a nasty wasp. The horrid wasp didn’t want to let me go and it didz keep stingin me even as I woz tryin to get away. Me mommy woz brave and didz flik it off me and step on it so it couldn’t hurt me any more.

I managed to get back home ok but on three legz coz I culdn’t stand on me poor whot was stung as it woz too sore and didz swell hup too. When we woz home I didz lye down on me bed feelin very sorry for meself. Then me mommy didz put sumfing on me paw to try to make it better…I didz sniff it then lick it too….yuk! it woz viniger. Mommy didz sayz it wud make the stingin go away. A bit later on I didz feel a bit better and the swellin didz go down. I then fort I woz well enuff to go into the garden to finish the job i’d started so I hobbled outside doin squeekin if anyone woz watchin!

I didz of course make the most of the extra attenshun I woz gettin and wiv sorryful eyez getz more recovery treets. Watch out for nasty wasps on your walks,they iz on the grass and hard to see but if you iz stung its not good.

Paddy xx